Archive for 2009

Special thanks to
The Centsible Life for hosting the Carnival of Personal Finance #229. In this special Halloween candy edition, they were kind enough to include our article “Social Lending: What Are Peer-to-Peer Loans” (under the guise of a Zero Bar, one of my favorites for its caramel and peanut, white-fudge-covered nougat awesomeness.)

The Carnival of Personal Finance is a traveling weekly showcase of the best blog articles on the topic around personal finance, such as budgeting, saving money, earning money, managing debt, and living below your means.

One has to wonder if fictional fry cook SpongeBob makes enough to live the life he does. SpongeBob did, after all, exchange vows with his squirrel love, Sandy (more about that on “Truth or Square“, November 6th). But since she’s a land-based, oxygen breathing squirrel, Sandy lives separately in her own glassed-in home. Could SpongeBob really own a house on his own? Let’s take a closer look at SpongeBob’s finances.

SpongeBob works at the Krusty Krab as a fry cook. The average fast food worker earns minimum wage or slightly more per hour. Let’s say for the sake of this article that SpongeBob makes $8 per hour. If he does work full-time, that’s $1,280 per month before taxes. But, whether or not SpongeBob actually works full-time is unknown. Not only does SpongeBob work at the Krusty Krab, but he also attends boating school, which means he more than likely works part-time.

One thing to remember is SpongeBob had his house before he started working at the Krusty Krab. This means that his house may have already been paid for. If this was the case, SpongeBob could easily live on $1,280 per month, especially when you consider that most fast food workers get free meals while on the job and meals at a discount when they aren’t on duty. Of course, this would depend on whether or not Mr. Krabs, who is incredibly cheap, would allow such benefits.

What about credit cards? Does SpongeBob use them? There is one episode in which he is asked to purchase a gift for Mr. Krab’s daughter, Pearl. Mr. Krab’s gives SpongeBob his credit card and SpongeBob wonders what it is. He’s fascinated to find out that you can purchase items with a piece of plastic. Truthfully, this is how most people feel when they first learn about credit cards.

SpongeBob is financially responsible, though. He has both a checking and savings account. He even saves up his money to spend on the things he wants, which is a great lesson to teach children. SpongeBob is also known to blow his paycheck on frivolous things, though, but who doesn’t from time to time?

Chances are SpongeBob really could live the life he does on a fry cook’s paycheck. It’s really not that far-fetched. In fact, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, around 2.5 million workers are in the food preparation and serving field, which includes fast food workers. In other words, thousands of people are making a living doing exactly what SpongeBob does.

Amy Brantley

Living in Miami can be expensive, especially if you’ve been burned. Just ask Michael Westen, a disgraced spy living in Miami and trapped there by his “Burn Notice” (USA Network).

Life on Easy Street

Before he was sold out by someone more powerful than he, Michael Westen was an international field agent - presumably for the CIA. Based on his level of technical proficiency and the sensitivity of the jobs he was given, it is safe to assume he made a nice living. The base pay for a top non-supervisory field agent is around $79,000 annually, and with Miami locality pay, the number increases to $98,000. That buys a lot of Cuban sandwiches.

But base pay is only part of the picture. As a jet-setting international man of espionage, Westen had access to a nearly unlimited expense account. On-scene weapons procurement, bribes and elaborate escape plans all require serious capital. Not to mention any “bonuses” he may have earned by neutralizing a particularly troubling target. All in all, he was sitting pretty.

Feel the Burn

After escaping death when his cover is blown, Westen was dumped in Miami, where he grew up. It was there he discovered just how bad a burn notice could be. No job, no identity, no social security number, no credit or personal history and a frozen bank account.

He managed to find a loft above a bar in a seedy part of town. Based on current rental information, a loft in Miami like Westen’s rents for around $800 per month. He grabbed his father’s old muscle car for wheels, so he saved some money there. But paying off the right people to find out how and why he was burned costs money, so Westen has to take a few “odd jobs” off the books.

Like any business, Westen’s requires start-up capital. For openers, a Sig Sauer P226R 9mm pistol (the gun preferred by special ops guys the world over) retails for $1,200. Given the current shortage of ammunition, Speer Gold-Dot Hollow Point 9mm rounds are selling for $1.50 each. Multiply that by 5,000 or so and, well, you get the picture.

Westen runs with a sketchy crowd, too. There’s Sam, a former SEAL turned FBI informant who is a bit of a shlub, but who always manages to come through for Michael whether he needs inside information or a good trigger man. There’s his on-again, off-again girlfriend Fiona, an ex-IRA assassin and demolitions expert who never met a mercury detonator she didn’t like. His brother Nate is a born con man. And his friend Barry is an international money launderer and identity thief.

Identity theft is actually Westen’s stock-in-trade. In the variety of assignments he accepts, he always impersonates someone else, sometimes with full credentials provided by Barry the money launderer. While he is always a good guy, Westen illustrates just how easy it is to have your identity compromised and why it is a good idea to take the necessary steps to avoid identity theft.

By helping the right people out, Westen manages to make enough money (all cash, of course) to keep yogurt in the fridge for himself, beer on ice for Sam and miles of detonation cord for Fiona. Though he’s trying desperately to get back in the good graces of his former employer, he may discover that the security of a government paycheck might not equal the freedom and profitability of freelance spy work.

Dave Guilford

Though its premise may be a little far-fetched, HBO’s “True Blood” has been a hit since its premiere in September of 2008. Set in the tiny (fictional) Louisiana town of Bon Temps, “True Blood” features a star-studded cast of preternaturally attractive people, mostly notably Anna Paquin as the show’s main female lead, Sookie Stackhouse.

At first glance, Sookie is just like every other girl in Bon Temps - lives with her grandmother, works as a waitress at the local watering hole and is content with the simple life her income affords her. However, upon closer inspection, we notice that Sookie’s hair, skin and nails always look perfect, and that when she’s not wearing her waitressing uniform, her clothes are always adorable. Additionally, when her grandmother died, Sookie inherited the house - and presumably all of the maintenance bills, property taxes and upkeep costs that go with it.

So, how does Sookie do it? Well, she’s definitely not putting in more hours at the bar. Though she does do a little telepathy work for vampires for extra cash, dating a vampire (and having to save her town from a maenad) has caused her to lose precious hours at Merlotte’s. Louisiana is one of five states with no minimum wage laws, but federal minimum wage for waitstaff is $2.13 an hour. In a low cost-of-living, low income area like Bon Temps, Sookie can’t be pulling down much more than $10 extra an hour in tips. $12 an hour total isn’t bad for waitressing, but will it keep Sookie in highlights and high heels? Credit cards (and credit card debt) simply must come into play!

Sookie’s blonde tresses have to set her back at least $150 per treatment, and since she never has roots, she probably hits the salon every three weeks. Throw in a mani-pedi, eyebrow wax and maybe a facial, and you’re looking at probably $300 a month just for beauty treatments. Pull out the plastic - that’s all going on a credit card for sure. Clothes, shoes and other accessories add up - and we see her in at least three different cute and fully accessorized outfits per episode! Then there are basic living expenses - even if Sookie’s house and car are paid off, she still needs gas, utilities, food - and renovating the house after that whole Bacchanalian orgy thing is going to cost a fortune. Do I see a Home Depot credit card in Sookie’s future?

Okay, so “True Blood” is slightly unrealistic, both in terms of plot and the financial viability of its characters (don’t even get me started on what Bill’s credit card bill must look like!). That’s just part of the fun, though. With vampires, telepaths, maenads and other mystical creatures abounding, there are better things to worry about than Sookie’s credit report.

Lindsay Woodland

With consumer spending at record lows and fewer credit card purchases during the 2009 recession according to the Federal Reserve, elite credit cards are feeling the pinch. Several premium credit cards that have been offering exclusive benefits to cardholders were born during the economic boom and have been struggling ever since. Social lending organizations have been trying to find unique ways to position their credit card programs ahead of the competition, but are still having trouble attracting and retaining cardholders.

Here’s a close look at some of the elite credit card programs that are struggling — or dying — during these turbulent economic times:

Ill: Visa Black Card from Barclays

The Visa Black card was originally pitched as an exclusive credit card with many similar benefits to the Amex Black. While the Visa Black was significantly different than Amex Black, it was still designed for elite cardholders who met certain income criteria. Cardholders pay an annual fee of $495, have access to a luxury concierge service 24 hours per day and earn rewards points for their purchases. Still, this program has fizzled since its launch, failing to offer truly exclusive and elite benefits for its cardholders.

Terminal: The Stratus Rewards Visa White Card

The Stratus Rewards Visa White Card was designed to compete with the Amex Black — after all it is white — boasting more travel features and other perks than Amex. However, this card simply didn’t get much traction or interest from consumers, and failed as a social lending program for avid travelers and VIP shoppers. Today, Stratus’s relationship with US Bank has expired and they’re negotiating with other issuers.

Passed: Sotheby’s World Elite MasterCard

The Sotheby’s World Elite MasterCard was among the most attractive exclusive cards available, and was “specifically tailored for those who earn over $250,000 per year and have over $2 million in investable assets.” This card offered complimentary admission to museums,and VIP services including concierge travel services abroad and access to airport lounges. The card ceased to exist as of September 2008 in the midst of the tumultuous economy.

From the Visa Black Card to Sotheby’s World Elite MasterCard, elite credit cards are struggling to stay afloat during the drop in credit card spending in recent years. Many cards are simply disappearing since consumers are no longer interested in the VIP services and exclusive benefits. Issuers may need to find new ways to attract cardholders and roll out programs that offer a wider range of perks and benefits.

Sabah Karimi

The new Current Card from Discover is one of many financial solutions aimed at the teen and young adult market. This particular tool is a debit card that offers an unprecedented level of control for parents, while helping teenagers learn how to manage their finances before they step foot in the “real world.”

Unlike credit cards, the Current Card allows teens and parents to load it with whatever cash they feel is appropriate. Once they have put cash on the card, parents can set parental controls on how their teenagers can use the card as well as where they can use it.

Loading the Card

The Current Card from Discover is different from most teen credit cards in that the amount available to use for purchases and withdrawals is established by how much is deposited into the account. For example, if a teenager’s parents load it with $500, he or she cannot spend more than $500. In other words, it works like debit cards do when attached to savings or checking accounts.

The Current Card can be loaded for free from any bank account or credit card. It is even possible for parents to establish recurring deposits, such as $200 per month from a credit card. There are no minimum balances, loading fees or credit checks required with this card.

Free direct deposit is also available for this teen debit card if it is more appropriate. For example, teens with summer or after-school jobs can have their paychecks deposited directly into their Current Card accounts.

Setting Limits

The most unique feature of the Current Card from Discover is the ability to set myriad parental controls so parents can monitor and control their teenagers’ spending habits. The available controls include:

• Spending Limits:
  Parents can decide how much money their teenagers can spend in a given period of time. If the teen tries to exceed that limit, the card is declined.
• Shopping Categories:
  With cash or other teen credit cards, teenagers can spend their money wherever they wish. This isn’t the case with the Current Card, as parents can restrict certain shopping categories, such as tobacco or liquor stores or hotels.
• Activity Alerts:
  In addition to letting parents decide how teens will use the Current Card, this card also informs parents of purchases and withdrawals. Messages can be sent via text message or e-mail.

Other Perks

The Current Card comes with the same convenient perks you might expect to find in other teen credit cards, such as no liability for fraudulent purchases. Card holders can withdraw cash from the card at any ATM if they are unable to use the card itself, and the card also comes with exclusive discounts at many favorite teen shopping destinations.

There are seven available designs for the Current Card from Discover, which makes it particularly attractive to the younger market. Teens can not only learn to manage their finances, but do it with a sense of style.

Steve Thompson

The Pantone Fall 2009 report takes the most fashionable colors of the season and interprets them for the world of print advertising. But it’s not only fashion and graphic designers who are taking note. This season’s top credit and debit cards are stylish, fashionable and functional - we’re staying economically wise by only rating prepaid debit cards. Here’s a roundup of the top five credit (debit) card designs for fall 2009:

#5: MetroPCS Prepaid Visa Card

The MetroPCS Prepaid Visa Card is a bold, two-color card designed with purple and “burnt sienna” from this season’s Pantone report. It’s a simple, eye-catching design that can be a good match for both male and female card holders.

#4: AccountNow Prepaid MasterCard

The futuristic design of the AccountNow Prepaid MasterCard may be a good fit for the tech-savvy cardholder looking for an edgy, fashion-forward look. The color combination on this card includes “majolica blue” from the Pantone color lineup that inspires “a sense of smoky calmness.” This card has a combination of blues, grays and black that may be a good match for both male and female cardholders.

#3: Facecard Prepaid MasterCard

“Warm olive” is a popular color for fall 2009, and the Facecard Prepaid MasterCard is a single-color credit card designed in this simple, eye-catching color. The light green tone can be a good match for both male and female cardholders.

#2: BabyPhat

For cardholders interested in a celebrity-inspired design, the BabyPhat card offers plenty of style with its slinky BabyPhat feline logo and its famous BabyPhat pink hue that has been named “rapture rose” on this fall’s Pantone color report. The card will help you make a bold fashion statement during any shopping trip, and can be a stylish addition to any fashionista’s wallet.

#1: Current by Discover

Current by Discover is designed exclusively for teens and their parents, and cardholders can choose from one of seven attractive designs. Parents have the freedom of setting spending limits and restricting use in unwanted shopping categories, but teens can choose from a variety of stylish designs that best suite their personality. Design choices include a pink skull and crossbones, dance club scene, blue and white stripes, silver eagle wing or goth design, green and white skull and crossbones, a rainbow retro look and a cityscape.

Credit card companies are bringing us some fresh and stylish designs to dress up our wallets and to show off our sense of style this season. From celebrity-inspired cards to simple, sophisticated designs, cardholders of all ages can choose from a variety of fresh new styles for fall 2009.

Sabah Karimi

Although most people work to live, some folks are lucky enough to have jobs that they truly love. Will Schuester, the central character in the Fox’s series “Glee,” enjoys his teaching duties so much that he actually pays for the privilege of taking over a high school glee club.

The Opposite of a Salary

Schuester, nicknamed “Mr. Shoe” by the students, owns a car with a muffler that hangs so low it scrapes the road. Although his true passion is performing music, Schuester makes his living teaching Spanish classes to the students at McKinley High School. After the faculty adviser to McKinley’s Glee Club is fired for inappropriate behavior, Mr. Shoe asks to take over his duties. Unfortunately, the penny-pinching principal makes him agree to pay $60 each month to cover the costs of this extracurricular activity. Schuester also must monitor after-school detention for several months without pay to guarantee practice space for the Glee Club.

Teaching in Lima

“Glee” is set in Lima, Ohio, a town where the average salary for a teacher at Schuester’s level is $39,470, according to Salary.com. Thanks to his devotion to the Glee Club, he has to forfeit $720 of his annual gross salary, plus any additional money that he could have made during the hours he spends in detention.

Spending Habits
If Terri’s spending behaviour is a reflection of her spending habits, at best the Schuester’s likely carry a balance and at worst are in debt. Balance transfer or low interest interest credit cards would be a smart move, but not without a change in how the money is managed.

Schuester’s wife, Terri, works four hours a day, three days a week at “Sheets and Things,” which sells bedding and other household goods. Based on Ohio’s hourly minimum wage of $7.30, she contributes $87.60 to the household income before taxes. Unfortunately, Terri also takes her Pottery Barn credit card for regular outings, which forces the Schuesters to live paycheck-to-paycheck.

Her husband, on the other hand, is a pretty conservative spender as witnessed by his dangling muffler. The only time he shows any plastic in the pilot episode is when he uses a credit card to scrape gum off the shoe of a pretty, germ-phobic co-worker named Emma.

A Planned Pregnancy and a Career Change

Just when Mr. Shoe has rounded up some truly talented kids for Glee Club, Terri discovers that she is pregnant, which, along with finding a reliable glue gun, has been one of her life’s ambitions. A new baby costs quite a bit of money each month, which means that his teaching salary just won’t cut it anymore. At Terri’s insistence, he applies for a lucrative accounting job.

Waiting for the Other Financial Shoe to Drop

To stay at McKinley and do the work that he loves, Schuester is going to have to make some hard choices. With a wife that spends way above their means and a baby on the way, he must find ways to make additional money. Schuester is devoted to his Glee Club kids, but he’s also an honorable husband and father.

However, there is a very noticeable attraction between him and the cute, wide-eyed Emma, which is bound to cause some marital friction down the road. If he happens to end up in divorce court, he can expect Terri to take him to the cleaners financially.

Watch “Glee” online at Fox.com/glee today, and on Wednesdays this fall.

Steven Bryan

At the beginning of the credit era, consumers used charge cards. Charge cards allowed people to make purchases with convenience, but charge cards had to be paid off in full at the end of the billing period. This relic of a bygone era may actually be helpful for consumers who are taking a second look at debt incurred by credit cards and looking for a new way of doing things.

Advantages of the charge card

With consumers turning increasingly to frugality in their daily lives, taking “staycations” instead of going long distance, eating out less and concentrating on building up savings and decimated retirement accounts, a charge card could be the ideal solution. Here are some of the advantages associated with using a charge card:

• No credit limit
• Fewer fees (avoid overdraft fees that can come with debit cards and over the limit fees that come with credit cards)
• Less chance of carrying debt, since the balance must be paid regularly
• The convenience of using plastic to pay
• No need to worry about reloading the card (and the fees that come with it)

Drawbacks to the charge card

Of course, there are some drawbacks to using a charge card. The low fees and favorable terms do come with an annual fee. However, this is often low enough that you can easily afford it–not to mention the fact that it is often lower than paying the fees (interest, etc.) that come with credit cards. Another downside is that American Express, which is the main charge card network, is not as widely accepted as credit card networks run by Visa and MasterCard. And, having to pay off the balance each month means that buying things you can’t afford right now is not really an option. But perhaps that is an advantage; you are forced to wait and make sure you can pay for what you purchase.

In the end, you have to assess your financial situation and needs. But you might be surprised to realize that a charge card might be the right fit.

Jean Marquit

At one time or another, everyone wishes they had a second chance in life, but aspiring model Deb Dobson (Brooke D’Orsay) actually gets a “do over” on the new Lifetime original series “Drop Dead Diva“. Unfortunately, Deb has to take her second chance in the plus-sized body of a workaholic female attorney.

Deb Becomes a Model Attorney

After Deb crashes her car into a grapefruit truck, she arrives in the afterlife, a place where Fred (Ben Feldman) tells her that she’s neither a good nor a bad person. While he’s deciding her ultimate fate, Deb sends herself back to Earth, but she lands in the recently deceased body of Jane Bingum (Brooke Elliott).

Unlike Deb, Jane has, in the words of Fred, an IQ that’s off the charts. An associate at a successful Los Angeles law firm, she works in a corner office and has a very efficient assistant named Teri Lee (Margaret Cho). As the new resident soul, Deb now has Jane’s brains, her job and her body plus the memories of her former life as a skinny model.

A Lane Bryant Wardrobe, a House and a Porsche

In one episode, Jane celebrates her 32^nd birthday, which means that she’s been out of law school for about seven years. With her brains, Jane probably was hired right out of school and has been an associate lawyer for at least five years. According to the website Infirmation.com, an associate with her experience in the Los Angeles area stands to make a base salary between $160,000 and $230,000 each year, not counting incentives and bonuses.

A Wider Fast-lane
As an associate, Jane also gets to take clients out on her expense account. Her six-figure income and monthly spending makes her an excellent candidate for the American Express Platinum–and may even qualify Jane for the exclusive and elusive AMEX Centurion Card.

With her disposable income and earning potential, Jane invested in a nice starter house, which, by the looks of it, set her back at least $500,000. After reading one of her many self-help books, Jane also bought herself a treat—a hot little Porsche convertible. Deb may have issues occupying Jane’s body, but she loves driving that fast sports car.

Because she spends almost all her waking hours at the law firm, Jane keeps a complete wardrobe in her office closets. When Deb balks at the Lane Bryant labels on the clothes, Teri reminds her that “she loves Ms. Bryant.” It’s a safe bet that Jane has a Lane Bryant credit card in her purse, but Deb will never use it. The former model may, however, upgrade the “Plain Jane” wardrobe with some snazzy new outfits.

Doughnuts and Other Comfort Food

As an aspiring Price is Right model, Deb was extremely calorie conscious, eating only a grapefruit half that was sweetened with two packets of Splenda each morning. Jane’s body, on the other hand, craves doughnuts with sprinkles and chocolate. During her first few hours as an attorney, Deb tries a doughnut and likens it to a religious experience. The law firm also keeps a well-stocked refrigerator for associates and partners, which trims Jane’s food budget quite a bit.

The Future Earnings of Deb/Jane

Surprisingly enough, the merger of Deb’s compassion and Jane’s brains has produced a highly successful lawyer on the fast track for a partnership. As the weeks go by, though, Deb feels herself slipping into Jane’s personality more and more. It’s hard to tell if Deb’s personality traits will disappear completely, but for now, this Drop Dead Diva is a Los Angeles lawyer who’s hard to beat.

Steven Bryan